|
Post by Son Anheuser on May 6, 2014 6:14:50 GMT -8
dam, those beat my entry, which I forgot to send, by about 1300 words.
|
|
|
Post by Evan on May 6, 2014 8:09:51 GMT -8
Other entries True A Seaman Nears Emperor's Earners -en-Armor. A poem.
A seaman nears a peon-en-armor.
Earner en Armor rears seaman, sneers en seaman's ears.
Seaman erases sneer, none sore.
A rose?
Seaman ramps.
A seaman peers near a raper en armor.
Earner en Armor rears seaman, moans en seaman's ears.
Seaman seems sane, no remorse.
A Name?
Seaman ramps.
A seaman noses near a poser en armor.
Earner en Armor rears seaman, arms a spar.
Seaman arms a pass, a spar? No reason.
A Roman?
Seaman ramps.
A Seaman eases near a Seer's ear.
Seer opens, Seer sees: an omen.
Seer names seaman A Rose, A Name, A Roman.
Seaman, Seer
ramp an Emperor's Ear.
Seer, "An Omen! Seaman-A Rose! A Name! A Roman!"
Emperor amens Seer.
Emperor masons a spare spear.
Emperor names Seaman an Earner en Armor.
Earners rear, Earners sneer.
Seaman’s name, Earners smear.
Emperor arose, SNAPS!
Emperor rases: rapers, peons, posers en armor.
Arose Seaman en Armor, renamed.
Seaman- none sore, no remorse, no reason.
Seaman- an omen, a rose, a name, a roman.
Rebecky Poop smeared pampers, smeared Sampson’s ass. Sampson’s ass pooped neon parmesan pepper peas. Sampson’s ass reopens, espresso poop soars. Poop masses on mama’s apron. “Mama, a monsoon!” proposes Sampson. Morose, Mama presses Sampson’s pamper, Sampson’s ass moons mama. “No Sampson, poop!” papa moans. Sampson’s ass sore, mama spoons pears.. Mama prospers, Sampson’s ass eases, Sampson’s ass norm.
Commando As an Aspen seaman, Amer peers o’er pen, o’er prose. Amer’s a roamer, a peon, a poser persona. One noms
Oreos or Ramen as a seaman. Pears, same! O’er sea Amer oars, naps, oars nearer Rome. Maps err an’ Amer sees
a rare mer person on some sonar. Amer sees Son: a mer person raper, ransomer, peso-earner…an ass
enema on repose. Son sees a soap opera, pens a poem, an’ noms some smores. Porn moans. Son’s ass
reaps more mana. Son sees a romp: a manner o’ mer mare, name o’ Norma. Son’s peen
arose. Repose no more! Son’s spear means ropes on Norma. Son rapes Norma’s rear. Norma’s rose
opens, reopens, an’ Son spares no ream nor ram, as semen an’ sperm seep on Norma’s pores. More
man rape, as prom reopens. Rape spans eons.
As Norma an’ Son appear prone on a serene sea, reason snares Amer’s ear. Amer passes a manrope,
sans a spear. Mops are men’s spears an’ seen as same. One mop an’ no armor, Amer spars Son as a
Roman emperor raps on noses o’ mean norse men an’ erases names o’ ramsomer seamen on one’s
prore. Amer rears, an’ a mop soars as a spear o’er open sea an’ pares Son’s nose. A sea opens as Son
moans. Son moans no more? A sore Norma preens, sane no more. Rape earns Norma an open sore.
Norma mopes an’ sneers as Amer oars on.
Stinky Pete A man arose, sore. "Ere Son rapes me again," Amer moans, "repossess poor sap's semen-spear, or enema Son's pooper!" A mer-person's response, "Open Sesame," spasms Amer's neon ass open, as someone assesses more asses. Anne proposes, "Son roams no more." "Amore passes? Noooo!" Amer seems morose. "None possess me as pro as Son." Amer amasses porn papers, a proper ream. Amer and Son spoon. A manrope pares Amer's maroon peen, Son's rammer reseen. Amer as a mare, Son as an apeman. Props, near a man's mess on more manropes. An open Amer, prone on mosses. "O mneme, appear no more," Amer mopes, "remorse seeps sopor on me."
A parson's prose sermon on Son passes. "Amen," Amer pens. A mer-person eases Amer on, as Amer mopes some more. Amer smears rose poops on Son's repose. As mana soars Son's esper roars, "Papa..." NO MAS SENOR!!
Spare a soma? -S
|
|
Super Sarah
Super Person
Dancer
Mildtropolis: safe from Coronavirus but the crowd will kill you!
Posts: 381
|
Post by Super Sarah on May 6, 2014 8:39:49 GMT -8
Stinky Pete's kills me every time!
|
|
|
Post by Son Anheuser on May 6, 2014 8:47:07 GMT -8
Dammit Stinky, what happens in Vegas...
|
|
Amer
Super Person
My super power is tremendous wealth.
Posts: 372
|
Post by Amer on May 6, 2014 12:25:32 GMT -8
True got 759 letters, but is disqualified for using 'd' in 'renamed'.
Rebecky got 305, but is disqualified for using 'd' in 'smeared', twice, and 'pooped'.
Stinky got 622, but is disqualified for using 'g' and 'i' in again, and 'd' in 'and'.
Commando got 914.
Commando is the only person who managed to submit a valid story on his own (I found Sarah's errors for her).
|
|
|
Post by True Ingéneurs on May 6, 2014 12:55:30 GMT -8
omigosh these were impressive. really enjoyed reading them.
rebecky's made me laugh.
Then I read petey's and laughed harder.
nice.
|
|
|
Post by Stinky Valentino on May 6, 2014 16:31:37 GMT -8
Wow I can't believe I missed 'again' that whole time.
|
|
|
Post by Peppperettte Paige on May 6, 2014 19:03:34 GMT -8
Congratulations, anyone who entered great effort, I didnt even try , had a bad weekend, although I did read entries from my team, and feel like a failure not seeing Paulas errors wish I had caught them Paula, so sorry.
|
|
|
Post by Son Anheuser on May 7, 2014 20:09:22 GMT -8
Mine that I tried to enter and then forgot to resend. Got too creepy, had to stop.
A mere roman Emporer pens ransom names on a map. Names mean a person on a spear, moron. Spearmen mop smears on a ramp;open season on peons.
A sermon near a manor means persons rasp amen; nearer a reaper. See, men sneer; no remorse. One man apes a spearer's manners; appeases more romans.
|
|