Annie McClarabow
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Post by Annie McClarabow on Jul 26, 2011 11:46:50 GMT -8
In an effort to promote harmony amongst the populus, the new colony of Mildville has asked that each resident answer the following questions designed to create good will and camaraderie.
1. How do you earn your keep in Mildville?
2. If you are a pi lg rim, what motivated you to leave the motherland?
3. If you are a native, what is your native-name?
4. What dish would like to see served at our Thanksgiving celebration?
5. What is the most effective weapon for killing witches?
6. What tool have you found necessary to your survival in the New World?
7. If you were the vampire, what would you do in your free time?
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Post by Son Anheuser on Jul 26, 2011 12:25:45 GMT -8
1. How do you earn your keep in Mildville?
I used to run bootleg maize to the P i lgrims but now mostly I am just dead.
2. If you are a native, what motivated you to leave the motherland?
Is this meant to say "p ilgr im?" not native?
3. If you are a native, what is your native-name?
My parents named me "Fang magnet" which was a pretty funny name until well, you know.
4. What dish would like to see served at our Thanksgiving celebration?
Vampire head on a stick
5. What is the most effective weapon for killing witches?
Beat them with their own brooms because the irony makes it that much better.
6. What tool have you found necessary to your survival in the New World?
well I guess a leather neck collar would have been handy in retrospect
7. If you were the vampire, what would you do in your free time?
Try and work up a lynch mob to kill someone else.
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Annie McClarabow
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Post by Annie McClarabow on Jul 26, 2011 12:28:02 GMT -8
2. If you are a native, what motivated you to leave the motherland? Is this meant to say "p ilgr im?" not native? Fixed. Sorry.
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Annie McClarabow
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Post by Annie McClarabow on Jul 26, 2011 12:34:34 GMT -8
1. How do you earn your keep in Mildville?
Berry gatherer.
2. If you are a pi lg rim, what motivated you to leave the motherland?
N/A. But if I was them, I would have gone to Canada instead.
3. If you are a native, what is your native-name?
Drinker-Of-Too-Much-Wine
4. What dish would like to see served at our Thanksgiving celebration?
Wine
5. What is the most effective weapon for killing witches?
Smash an empty wine bottle over the back of the head.
6. What tool have you found necessary to your survival in the New World?
That empty wine bottle.
7. If you were the vampire, what would you do in your free time?
Connect Four.
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Super Sarah
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Post by Super Sarah on Jul 26, 2011 12:51:21 GMT -8
1. How do you earn your keep in Mildville?
As one of the few women in the colony, I spend a lot of time pregnant and taking care of my 6 children. I do a lot of laundry and cleaning, gardening and other womanly chores. I've been trying to herd the local bunnies to create a sustainable food source.
2. If you are a pi lg rim, what motivated you to leave the motherland?
Well I wasn't about to let my husband bail on all these children and have an amazing adventure without me, so we all crammed in a crate and popped out when the ship set sail.
3. If you are a native, what is your native-name?
I'm not native but they tend to call me Mother Goose since I have a trail of children wherever I go.
4. What dish would like to see served at our Thanksgiving celebration?
Let the children have my portion, all I need is firewater and payote.
5. What is the most effective weapon for killing witches?
A healthy regimen of prayer.
6. What tool have you necessary to your survival in the New World?
My wooden spoon keeps the youngins in line, for everything else I have a big knife.
7. If you were the vampire, what would you do in your free time?
....sleep all day, drink all night, I keep on suckin, cuz I'm a vampire bit*h....
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Post by Tulley Kennedy on Jul 26, 2011 13:27:12 GMT -8
1. How do you earn your keep in Mildville?
I am a one man barn raiser. Yes, most people associate that with Quakers, but dammit somebody has to raise the barns around here.
2. If you are a pi lg rim, what motivated you to leave the motherland?
I got drunk in a bar, lost big in a card game, and passed out at the table. Next thing I knew I was swabbing a deck.
3. If you are a native, what is your native-name?
N/Ative
4. What dish would like to see served at our Thanksgiving celebration?
Can't have a TG dinner without mashed potatoes
5. What is the most effective weapon for killing witches?
I hear pouring water on them works wonders, which makes me wonder why we haven't tried that already.
6. What tool have you necessary to your survival in the New World?
Left-handed pinking shears.
7. If you were the vampire, what would you do in your free time?
Wait until someone logs in late at night and then log in right after they log out.
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Post by Stinky Pete on Jul 26, 2011 16:37:03 GMT -8
1. I earn my keep selling furs and then stealing them back. 3. Pissing Eagle 4. Corn-fish 5. Blind accusation 6. Smokum peace pipe to stay calm 7. I would put grapes between my toes.
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alex
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Post by alex on Jul 26, 2011 20:55:34 GMT -8
1. I craft dream weavers and wind chimes and sell them to the whites. 3. Swift Heart Rabbit (no relation to the Carebear) 4. Candied Yams 5. Kindness 6. The tool of friendship 7. I would solve math problems
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Post by Paula - old account on Jul 26, 2011 22:02:43 GMT -8
1. How do you earn your keep in Mildville?
I am the settlement's party planner and wedding coordinator. I think my new idea of a gathering called "Thanksgiving" will take off and prove to be a great money maker for turkey farmers and those dudes standing around in a bunch of cranberries. I hope to plan my first "mixed" Native/P ilgrim wedding very soon...just waiting for the New York courts to give the okay. 2. If you are a pi lg rim, what motivated you to leave the motherland?
Won a ticket for a cruise in a poker game. Darn thing hit an ice berg and it was closer to swim here than try to make it back home.
3. If you are a native, what is your native-name?
Not a native, but I'm sure it would have been Secret Koala 4. What dish would like to see served at our Thanksgiving celebration?
See...Thanksgiving has taken off! I would serve some nice hard-boiled eggs that have been dyed in pastel colors....wait, I'm getting another idea! 5. What is the most effective weapon for killing witches?
A falling house from Kansas.
6. What tool have you found necessary to your survival in the New World?
My new margarita blender.
7. If you were the Vampire, what would you do in your spare time?
Nag my agent to get me a movie deal like those vamp guys got with Twilight
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Mac Murdock
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To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems.
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Post by Mac Murdock on Jul 26, 2011 22:24:55 GMT -8
1. How do you earn your keep in Mildville? I take from the land only what is needed...to make beer. than sell it to the dumb whities.
2. If you are a pi lg rim, what motivated you to leave the motherland? 10,000 years ago my people followed a migratory herd of woolly mammoths.
3. If you are a native, what is your native-name? Howls at Moon
4. What dish would like to see served at our Thanksgiving celebration? my favorite is always corn
5. What is the most effective weapon for killing witches? Feeding them rocks than seeing if they can still float.
6. What tool have you found necessary to your survival in the New World? Peace Pipe
7. If you were the vampire, what would you do in your free time? I would debunk fanboy rumors on the true blood & twilight message boards.
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