Annie McClarabow
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Post by Annie McClarabow on Aug 6, 2011 12:02:41 GMT -8
Since the last vamp poll is a little outdated now...
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Post by vampire on Aug 7, 2011 11:42:11 GMT -8
Gosh, ah'd sure like to know the answer to that one mahself!
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Annie McClarabow
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Owner of "All-Night Library"
Pay your library tab, errr I mean fines
Posts: 531
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Post by Annie McClarabow on Aug 7, 2011 12:48:57 GMT -8
Gosh, ah'd sure like to know the answer to that one mahself! Nice patois. Someone's been reading Anne Rice, Margaret Mitchell, etc.
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Post by vampire on Aug 8, 2011 0:07:27 GMT -8
Ah must say, does that there poll remind anyone else of a tasty menu?
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Post by vampire on Aug 8, 2011 13:52:32 GMT -8
Gosh, what should ah have for dinner this week?
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Post by vampire on Aug 8, 2011 18:20:06 GMT -8
Howdy-hey y'all, yer fear smells delicious, like sweet potater pie!
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Post by vampire on Aug 8, 2011 19:29:58 GMT -8
Y'all are just like lil' ol" boxes of choc'lits.
Declicious!
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Post by vampire on Aug 9, 2011 8:33:57 GMT -8
Ah shucks y'all, where's mah witches at?
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Post by Tulley Kennedy on Aug 9, 2011 8:58:04 GMT -8
So mr. vampire, how many posts do you need to make to get to eat someone this week?
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Annie McClarabow
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Owner of "All-Night Library"
Pay your library tab, errr I mean fines
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Post by Annie McClarabow on Aug 9, 2011 9:22:24 GMT -8
So mr. vampire, how many posts do you need to make to get to eat someone this week? Ha! I had the exact same thought this morning.
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Super Sarah
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Post by Super Sarah on Aug 9, 2011 9:33:53 GMT -8
I'm curious how the vampire feels about this poll... he seems pretty confident that he's going to eat this week. Maybe it's someone that doesn't have any votes or only has one?
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Post by Son Anheuser on Aug 9, 2011 10:50:10 GMT -8
So what happened to the Tulley is Vampire, log on evidence etc etc. It all sounded pretty good but if Tulley was human how does that explain what Amer saw with his software program?
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Amer
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Post by Amer on Aug 9, 2011 11:00:59 GMT -8
So what happened to the Tulley is Vampire, log on evidence etc etc. It all sounded pretty good but if Tulley was human how does that explain what Amer saw with his software program? There is still no explanation. We'll have to ask the vampire if he was doing it deliberately after we kill him. The odds that it was a coincidence are extremely low, however. Also, it could not have been a program error. I actually went to the website and took screenshots, if you'll recall.
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Post by vampire on Aug 9, 2011 17:11:23 GMT -8
Eenee meenie mynee moe, catch yer dinner by the their lil' ol' toe, y'all.
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Post by Paula - old account on Aug 10, 2011 13:20:56 GMT -8
The VAMPIRE is having way too much fun with us! Someone out there has got to be able to figure out his identity before he strikes again. If I were the vampire....and we all know I'm not, nor could ever be....I would find delight in leaving little clues around or coded messages. Has anyone really looked for anything like that? His profile says his DOB is October 25th....could this be relevant?? Evan indicated during the live chat that the vampire requested the time change for the chat and stated "no reason was given." Whom might that implicate? As I mentioned in the chat, the Vampire is a very good writer.....good enough to mirror my "cute writing style" (btw, thanks for that compliment, Sarah...if it was meant as one!). Grammar, syntax, punctuation, hyphenation...all spot on. Those of you who communicate regularly with one another should be able to suss this out. Put some thought into this and let's get him!
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Post by Evan on Aug 10, 2011 13:50:59 GMT -8
As I mentioned in the chat, the Vampire is a very good writer.... Those of you who communicate regularly with one another should be able to suss this out. Keep in mind this board consists mainly of comedy newspaper writers, television show producers, and cracked.com writers. Also, I set the vampire's birthdate before even selecting the vampire. I just looked up a possible date when Vlad the Impaler could have been born, iirc.
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Post by Paula - old account on Aug 10, 2011 14:52:21 GMT -8
As I mentioned in the chat, the Vampire is a very good writer.... Those of you who communicate regularly with one another should be able to suss this out. Keep in mind this board consists mainly of comedy newspaper writers, television show producers, and cracked.com writers. Also, I set the vampire's birthdate before even selecting the vampire. I just looked up a possible date when Vlad the Impaler could have been born, iirc. don't forget lawyers X 2...both of whom are good writers
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Super Sarah
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Post by Super Sarah on Aug 10, 2011 16:11:55 GMT -8
Paula it was totally a compliment, I wasn't being snarky I really thought it was you after that post, but since then the style has changed a little. I really want to know who it is. DOWN WITH THE VAMPIRE!!
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Post by Paula - old account on Aug 10, 2011 22:06:22 GMT -8
Paula it was totally a compliment, I wasn't being snarky I really thought it was you after that post, but since then the style has changed a little. I really want to know who it is. DOWN WITH THE VAMPIRE!! Weirdness....I was out with some friends tonight and used the word "snarky" myself! Not one of my usual words, but it came out of nowhere and was was totally apropos....great minds and all that! You're right about the Vamp's writing style....or actually, the tone...it is diffrerent. The techinical skills are, however, still intact. I'd like to use my writing skills on his headstone! Death to the Vampire!
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Super Sarah
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Post by Super Sarah on Aug 10, 2011 22:53:01 GMT -8
Paula it was totally a compliment, I wasn't being snarky I really thought it was you after that post, but since then the style has changed a little. I really want to know who it is. DOWN WITH THE VAMPIRE!! Weirdness....I was out with some friends tonight and used the word "snarky" myself! Not one of my usual words, but it came out of nowhere and was was totally apropos....great minds and all that! You're right about the Vamp's writing style....or actually, the tone...it is diffrerent. The techinical skills are, however, still intact. I'd like to use my writing skills on his headstone! Death to the Vampire! Death to the Vampire, Y'all! ;D
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