Post by Evan on Aug 19, 2011 13:50:45 GMT -8
SARAH WINS!! THERE WERE MANY SOLID ENTRIES, BUT THIS ONE WAS CLEARLY ABOVE ALL OTHERS. HERE WAS HER ENTRY:
A broomstick skit:
I sit at a coast bar, it boasts art so I start a tab. It costs a stack to roam its brick tombs. A back room is it? A tot's crib sits, it coos to kiss its mom's boobs. 'Tis a brat's roost! Stacks o' books sit; mitts, socks, robots, broomsticks, a cot too. I backtrack to its bar. A roast boar rack cooks, 'tis most moist! I toast to roasts! "I cook brats, ribs, crabs, orcas too", I boast. A cat tracks a rat to attack, so it sits back at its task. 'Tis a risk to attack a bat, most cats sack rats. A brisk storm stirs mist as boats' masts rock. I sit back a bit to rack bar tabs, crack crabs, kick boots or start a book. I cast bass bait too. Coast bar is a cock mart, I cast skirt bait to rob a kiss. I'm so crass! I'm smart so I trick a mob crook to risk attack, "Ask a miss to smack ass or to a back room to ram bam ma'am!" Abort! It is amiss! I mock mr. crook. I cram a cask o' coors, mmmmmm! tart! "I am a star!", I bark. I miss a tram as mr. crook arms a robot bomb. Tick-tock, tick-tock..... BOOM! 'Tis a storm as brick-a-brack soars! A mist sits, coast bar... it's bits! "Is it a coma miss?", I ask. Mr. crook is in bits, I'm sick! A robot mob starts to attack. I stab, I ram, I bomb bots too. I start a boat to roam. A smart ark it is. I roam coasts to sit at bars or tat arms or rock bass as a star.
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Note: I've added the letter "a"
I want to see who can ride a broomstick the furthest.
Make a story using only the letters in the word "a broomstick." No proper nouns or foreign words. I reserve the right to edit down your
story before grading it as i see fit. Longest story, in terms of letters used, wins. Spaces count as letters.
A broomstick skit:
I sit at a coast bar, it boasts art so I start a tab. It costs a stack to roam its brick tombs. A back room is it? A tot's crib sits, it coos to kiss its mom's boobs. 'Tis a brat's roost! Stacks o' books sit; mitts, socks, robots, broomsticks, a cot too. I backtrack to its bar. A roast boar rack cooks, 'tis most moist! I toast to roasts! "I cook brats, ribs, crabs, orcas too", I boast. A cat tracks a rat to attack, so it sits back at its task. 'Tis a risk to attack a bat, most cats sack rats. A brisk storm stirs mist as boats' masts rock. I sit back a bit to rack bar tabs, crack crabs, kick boots or start a book. I cast bass bait too. Coast bar is a cock mart, I cast skirt bait to rob a kiss. I'm so crass! I'm smart so I trick a mob crook to risk attack, "Ask a miss to smack ass or to a back room to ram bam ma'am!" Abort! It is amiss! I mock mr. crook. I cram a cask o' coors, mmmmmm! tart! "I am a star!", I bark. I miss a tram as mr. crook arms a robot bomb. Tick-tock, tick-tock..... BOOM! 'Tis a storm as brick-a-brack soars! A mist sits, coast bar... it's bits! "Is it a coma miss?", I ask. Mr. crook is in bits, I'm sick! A robot mob starts to attack. I stab, I ram, I bomb bots too. I start a boat to roam. A smart ark it is. I roam coasts to sit at bars or tat arms or rock bass as a star.
**
Note: I've added the letter "a"
I want to see who can ride a broomstick the furthest.
Make a story using only the letters in the word "a broomstick." No proper nouns or foreign words. I reserve the right to edit down your
story before grading it as i see fit. Longest story, in terms of letters used, wins. Spaces count as letters.