I was first on(after the alien) and last to leave. Since it was on my work machine, I still have the window open. Sadly, work was insane, so I didn't get much actual conversation, but it seemed like general elusive answers. Format is strange, but this is how it cut & paste. It has the text followed by the person that said it and the time.
You have successfully joined the chat room mildville.
busy room!
iamnotzac8:49 pm
But now is the time when the West 9pm, we initiate a chat session.
alien9:00 pm
yeah!
iamnotzac9:00 pm
and I'm the only one here
iamnotzac9:00 pm
crap, does that mean I get eaten?
iamnotzac9:00 pm
You must be a alien you are talking to yourself ..
alien9:01 pm
probably
iamnotzac9:01 pm
are you working like I am?
iamnotzac9:01 pm
stuck at work shipping a game
iamnotzac9:01 pm
or do most people not work at 9m?
iamnotzac9:02 pm
I dont know how to work
alien9:02 pm
good call
iamnotzac9:02 pm
Mike joined
have you played the walking dead?
iamnotzac9:02 pm
It's got zombies
iamnotzac9:02 pm
I"m not sure if that's kin to alien
iamnotzac9:02 pm
What work do you mean for you?
alien9:03 pm
you talk funny
Mike9:03 pm
programming, Aliens program right?
iamnotzac9:03 pm
crap, if mike shows up, he can't be the alien
iamnotzac9:04 pm
I do not know what this thing walking death
alien9:04 pm
it reminds me of some character on a show but I can't think of it
Mike9:04 pm
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Funny talking too you
alien9:05 pm
aliens in the heezy!
tulley9:06 pm
What did I miss?
Sarah9:06 pm
strange alien talky
iamnotzac9:06 pm
dunno i just got here
tulley9:06 pm
You missed a bunch of questions that have no meaning
alien9:06 pm
awkward!
Sarah9:06 pm
I don't really have a question... just a request, pretty please eat True
Sarah9:07 pm
and actually, do you eat them or kill them or just maim?
Sarah9:07 pm
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i could eat the truth have not made the mind up
alien9:08 pm
who was the yummiest dinner mr alien?
tulley9:09 pm
I eat them man is a taste of the best species on the planet you're new here, definitely. You have to try them out one of your? I also delicious clone.
alien9:10 pm
do you have like a yoda translator or something?
Sarah9:11 pm
So who is next on the menu?
tulley9:11 pm
I do the best I can. Your stupid questions, I guess I probably eat the next.
alien9:12 pm
hmm ill stop asking questions now!
tulley9:13 pm
it's clever, just messing with my mind a bit
Sarah9:13 pm
like trying to read when on a hallucinogen
Sarah9:13 pm
I'd just like to point out that True is not present and could be the alien
Sarah9:14 pm
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Hey, how did anyone know to find this room. 6 of us have been in alien room for 15 mintuees
Evan9:15 pm
alien posted
Sarah9:15 pm
true...
Not Stabby's Twin9:16 pm
also, aliens could use more than one window
iamnotzac9:16 pm
you have the same color as me..
Not Stabby's Twin9:16 pm
We are to be here I called this room on board mildville. i go to other room
alien9:16 pm
-glares-...
Not Stabby's Twin9:16 pm
oh they arrived for me
alien9:16 pm
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ok we still got 15 so lets get chattin
Evan9:17 pm
i went to mildville and the alien said he would be here
tulley9:17 pm
so I'm guessing not stabby's twin is actually stabby?
Sarah9:17 pm
so aliens don't have to be truthful?
true9:17 pm
2 paulas. That's a record low
Evan9:17 pm
BTW I'm Evan, nobiody else be evan either so i can keep some moderation going
Evan9:17 pm
um...
Not Stabby's Twin9:18 pm
no comment true
Not Stabby's Twin9:18 pm
no comment.
Not Stabby's Twin9:18 pm
well I am curious about that
true9:18 pm
i think it should be addressed first
true9:18 pm
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Aliens can say whatever
Evan9:18 pm
well sorry, we should wait for everyone
true9:18 pm
ok
true9:19 pm
there's no waiting its begun
Evan9:19 pm
hmmm
Not Stabby's Twin9:19 pm
no evan right?
Not Stabby's Twin9:19 pm
I will be honest and I want to make is more than you deserve.
alien9:19 pm
so everyone's just being their real names?
Sarah9:19 pm
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hello
Not Evan9:19 pm
hello
Ghost of Paula9:19 pm
he didnt have to tell the truth before so I dont see why this would be different
tulley9:19 pm
suck it true joined
?
Not Evan9:20 pm
Whoa
Evan9:20 pm
how long do we have to talk to it?
Farrell9:20 pm
kinda harsh
Not Evan9:20 pm
Someone named "suck it true" has entered
Evan9:20 pm
is "suck it true" one of the nominees?
Ghost of Paula9:20 pm
could be annie
Farrell9:20 pm
well
Not Evan9:21 pm
if sarah is sarah..
Not Evan9:21 pm
meow
Not Stabby's Twin9:21 pm
I am glad that many of you can make it. I know that you have a busy schedule of dying in front of you is you.
alien9:21 pm
two windows open booted me off
Sarah9:21 pm
Ok, we'll open up the floor right now. The alien will do their best to give good, but not necessarily true, responses to questions
Evan9:21 pm
we'll go to 940
Evan9:22 pm
hey alien, are you Mike?
Sarah9:22 pm
oh
Not Stabby's Twin9:22 pm
Or, we can talk about other stuff.
Evan9:22 pm
Have you voted in all the elimination votes?
Farrell9:22 pm
this is an AMA?
Not Stabby's Twin9:22 pm
I have not
Not Stabby's Twin9:22 pm
i forgot my password
Not Stabby's Twin9:23 pm
i wish we knew which haikus were yours. why didnt you answer that one?
tulley9:23 pm
Courage all your laudable, I can not wait to eat each and every one of you.
alien9:23 pm
Alien i have a question
Not Stabby's Twin9:23 pm
what taste better
Not Stabby's Twin9:23 pm
Clone, Human, or Commander Evan?
Not Stabby's Twin9:23 pm
i think the alien has only tasted clones so far
neutrino9:24 pm
really?
Not Stabby's Twin9:24 pm
he ate amer
Farrell9:24 pm
he was human
Farrell9:24 pm
Human taste better than the clone, both delicious.
alien9:24 pm
oh my bad
neutrino9:24 pm
so i would assume
Not Stabby's Twin9:24 pm
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you were on a diet alien?
Not Stabby's Twin9:24 pm
hmm still no answer =(
tulley9:25 pm
must be embarassed
Not Stabby's Twin9:25 pm
its ok
Not Stabby's Twin9:25 pm
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nothing to be ashamed about alien
Not Stabby's Twin9:25 pm
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we're all here for you *well, to kill you*
Not Stabby's Twin9:26 pm
So there is where everyone is
Mike9:26 pm
What is this diet? I do not know such a thing.
alien9:26 pm
dont need to be modest
Not Stabby's Twin9:26 pm
anyways
Not Stabby's Twin9:26 pm
What happened to the "alien" chatroom?
Mike9:26 pm
next question
Not Stabby's Twin9:26 pm
alien changed it to this one
Not Stabby's Twin9:26 pm
or so it seems
Not Stabby's Twin9:26 pm
Question: Who is your next victim?
Not Stabby's Twin9:27 pm
Hard to say. As all, you are delicious. Who you are is what I want to eat?
alien9:27 pm
that's True...
Sarah9:28 pm
You have a unique writing style.
Mike9:28 pm
lol
Sarah9:28 pm
Hmm, could we all vote for who you eat next?
tulley9:28 pm
of course we can tulley
Not Stabby's Twin9:28 pm
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the alien will just probably still choose who "he" wants
Not Stabby's Twin9:28 pm
regardless of who we vote
Not Stabby's Twin9:29 pm
I could not be opposed to it for this particular meal.
alien9:29 pm
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why are there 2 people named alien in this chatroom?
neutrino9:29 pm
the alien keeps leaving and joining back
Sarah9:30 pm
because it's trying to be too many people right now
Sarah9:30 pm
Not Stabby's Twin9:30 pm
To whom you need to eat if you agree, everyone except the one person, I will eat him.
alien9:30 pm
evan?
Farrell9:31 pm
suck it true left
Except that it is a home in my car, he and I were eating Evan.
alien9:32 pm
What kind of music do you like?
true9:33 pm
7 min left
Evan9:33 pm
ok i gotta run, elena & I are watching homeland. Is someone getting a transcript of this so we can do the ole analysis?
tulley9:33 pm
I'm surprised Amer didn't have it already
Sarah9:34 pm
but I don't think he's playing anymore
Sarah9:34 pm
I enjoy the silence of the universe.
alien9:34 pm
nice.
true9:34 pm
ok take it easy!
tulley9:34 pm
cya tulley
Not Stabby's Twin9:34 pm
night
true9:34 pm
byeeee
Sarah9:35 pm
please dont eat me!
tulley9:35 pm
bye tulley
paula 9:35 pm
l8 tull
Evan9:35 pm
well alien
Not Stabby's Twin9:35 pm
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why dont you leave mildville and float in outerspace like wheatley
Not Stabby's Twin9:35 pm
why must you kill everyone because they're god damn nosiy?
Not Stabby's Twin9:35 pm
i mean sure
Not Stabby's Twin9:35 pm
we're annoying as monkeydoodles
Not Stabby's Twin9:35 pm
but it seems such a hassle to kill someone
Not Stabby's Twin9:36 pm
Because it is yours, and as you eat, because it is my nature, I'm eating.
alien9:36 pm
do you like potato leek soup?
Sarah9:36 pm
I made some
Sarah9:36 pm
he wants the sidedish i think
Not Stabby's Twin9:36 pm
alien, if you could go anywhere for a vacation where would it be?
true9:37 pm
dont say SPPPAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Not Stabby's Twin9:37 pm
I am already on the vacation
alien9:37 pm
mildville? lol
Sarah9:37 pm
or I mean... "mildsphere 2"
Sarah9:37 pm
so alien
Not Stabby's Twin9:38 pm
do you hate sciene?
Not Stabby's Twin9:38 pm
science*?
Not Stabby's Twin9:38 pm
because you went after a neutrino first
Not Stabby's Twin9:38 pm
Why do people, do you hate science?
alien9:39 pm
2 more questions after this
Evan9:39 pm
I looked into the most delicious neutrinos.
alien9:39 pm
neutrino9:39 pm
are you eating the strong players or just randomly snacking?
Sarah9:40 pm
alien, are you trying to frame mike? because you ate 2 people who argued with him the night before
paula 9:41 pm
I have not eaten anything suspicious or annoying just strong players and weak players.
alien9:41 pm
Mike, I do not do what he wants to
alien9:42 pm
Thats good
Evan9:42 pm
Thanks to the alien for providing his interstellar time
Evan9:42 pm
it's totally Zac
Sarah9:42 pm
Thanks, I think I got all that I needed.
Mike9:42 pm
Thank you alien
Not Stabby's Twin9:43 pm
due to the magnification of the speed of light in his home galaxy, this was actually several years for them
Evan9:43 pm
Thanks for your question, I must go now to prepare my cookware dinner. Thank you for not very delicious!
alien9:43 pm
or her home galxy
Evan9:43 pm
now if you would gladly step outside this "door" to get into outerspace
Not Stabby's Twin9:43 pm
lol
paula 9:43 pm
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SUCCESS
Not Stabby's Twin9:43 pm
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well good night all.
true9:45 pm
talk to you soon
true9:45 pm
bye all
Evan.9:46 pm
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good night true
Not Stabby's Twin9:46 pm
ttyl
Not Stabby's Twin9:46 pm
nite not stabby
true9:46 pm
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I think true and stabby are clones
Sarah9:47 pm
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who is ghost of paula?
Sarah9:47 pm
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it's just me and you not zac
Sarah9:55 pm
I kinda wanted to be last
Sarah9:55 pm
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