Post by Commando Investerson on Nov 8, 2013 9:34:51 GMT -8
So I've been murdered, and the momentum of our diplomats' charge has waned a bit in recent weeks. But friends let me leave you with a few thoughts.
Diplomats stick together and vote together. You still have the numbers. If you keep the coalition together the odds are still in your favor.
Fatty is almost certainly a spy. If he is not he is the worst diplomat every for not casting his vote with the rest of us...as it was announced pretty obviously on the boards that sarah was our choice this week. Fatty you're either a dead spy or a dip that's hurting your team. Either way you're done, son.
Team Fortress 2 has taught us a number of life lessons. The most important of these lessons is that spies are terrible people and they must suffer endlessly. When I see a spy in the game I drop whatever I'm doing and pursue them mercilessly. I don't care if I die in the process as long as the spy is dead it was worth it. And I will be shouting obscenities while I chase them down and taunt upon their corpse.
When you see a spy in real life or on a train you must make sure they suffer. I will travel to the ends of the earth just to make sure that their genitals are placed in a blender with a fresh strawberry. I will cut off their face and wear it as a mask as I deliver their genital smoothie to their grandmother in the retirement community. "Hi, Grandma, it's me, (the spy). I brought you a smoothie and it's not made out of my genitals."
You get the idea, but the point is to be brutal and merciless. I believe in you diplomats. I will support you from the grave in any way that I can. Also I will haunt the shit out of the remaining spies. It's been a fun game so far. Bring this train home and make me proud.
Diplomats stick together and vote together. You still have the numbers. If you keep the coalition together the odds are still in your favor.
Fatty is almost certainly a spy. If he is not he is the worst diplomat every for not casting his vote with the rest of us...as it was announced pretty obviously on the boards that sarah was our choice this week. Fatty you're either a dead spy or a dip that's hurting your team. Either way you're done, son.
Team Fortress 2 has taught us a number of life lessons. The most important of these lessons is that spies are terrible people and they must suffer endlessly. When I see a spy in the game I drop whatever I'm doing and pursue them mercilessly. I don't care if I die in the process as long as the spy is dead it was worth it. And I will be shouting obscenities while I chase them down and taunt upon their corpse.
When you see a spy in real life or on a train you must make sure they suffer. I will travel to the ends of the earth just to make sure that their genitals are placed in a blender with a fresh strawberry. I will cut off their face and wear it as a mask as I deliver their genital smoothie to their grandmother in the retirement community. "Hi, Grandma, it's me, (the spy). I brought you a smoothie and it's not made out of my genitals."
You get the idea, but the point is to be brutal and merciless. I believe in you diplomats. I will support you from the grave in any way that I can. Also I will haunt the shit out of the remaining spies. It's been a fun game so far. Bring this train home and make me proud.