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Post by Evan on Jul 22, 2011 16:08:17 GMT -8
Annie took a solid immunity victory for the natives. Kyle barely edged out two others for immunity for the nativesDEAD PEOPLE CAN PLAY Everyone has two gift baskets. One has things natives will like: fishing equipment, manuals on commodity values, etc. The other has things natives will like: vegetables, tobacco, the hopes and dreams of a nation's proud people, etc. So you can give 1 basket to any native, and 1 to any native.You can't give a basket to yourself. Monday at 5 pm pst, the native and the native who have received the most gift baskets win immunity. If you keep your own baskets, they don't count towards your total. To give a basket, post in this thread who you are giving it to. Hope this gets everyone in perfect harmony
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Annie McClarabow
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Post by Annie McClarabow on Jul 22, 2011 16:27:44 GMT -8
I give a basket of fox pelts to Kyle. Enjoy your dead animal carcasses!
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alex
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Post by alex on Jul 22, 2011 16:59:52 GMT -8
I give Tully a gift basket full of whale blubber and mustache wax. May your lamp burn brightly while you style your mustache.
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Post by Mike Lenin on Jul 22, 2011 17:07:17 GMT -8
I give Judy a basket with buffalo chips, enjoy their scrumptiousness!
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Post by Son Anheuser on Jul 22, 2011 17:24:34 GMT -8
Kyle gets a basket with a note saying " Go home Pilgrims"
Amer gets a basket with some garlic and a woodenstake.
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Kyle
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Post by Kyle on Jul 22, 2011 17:33:38 GMT -8
I'll give Alex a welcome home basket since he just move back to San Francisco in real life.
And I'll give Brad a "Mildville misses your antics, R-tard" basket.
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Post by Annie McClarabow on Jul 22, 2011 17:35:25 GMT -8
I'll give Alex a welcome home basket since he just move back to San Francisco in real life. And I'll give Brad a "Mildville misses your antics, R-tard" basket. Watch out... you might get a gift basket with a note saying "Kyle is a dead alien." (Nice to hear you are back in San Francisco Alex).
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Post by Kyle on Jul 22, 2011 17:43:33 GMT -8
I'll give Alex a welcome home basket since he just move back to San Francisco in real life. And I'll give Brad a "Mildville misses your antics, R-tard" basket. Watch out... you might get a gift basket with a note saying "Kyle is a dead alien." (Nice to hear you are back in San Francisco Alex). perhaps the most epic thread in mildville history
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Annie McClarabow
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Post by Annie McClarabow on Jul 22, 2011 17:45:44 GMT -8
Watch out... you might get a gift basket with a note saying "Kyle is a dead alien." (Nice to hear you are back in San Francisco Alex). perhaps the most epic thread in mildville history Evan says its the second most epic. Number 1? "This week's vote is simple, Amer or Tulley."
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Post by Kyle on Jul 22, 2011 18:09:12 GMT -8
oooooooooooooo i had forgotten about that one. that was awesome.
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Mac Murdock
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Post by Mac Murdock on Jul 22, 2011 18:25:50 GMT -8
I will present Annie with a basket containing the head of the dead witch Mike.
For Kyle a basket of assorted corn and the recipe for mother moonshine's crispy corn flautas
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Post by Stinky Pete on Jul 23, 2011 10:02:07 GMT -8
Tulley gets a basket of gunpowder
Son gets a basket of feathers EDIT: did this before reading the Gazette. I'll give my basket to annie instead.
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Post by Dan Cappella on Jul 23, 2011 11:57:38 GMT -8
Annie gets a basket of West case law reporters.
Paula gets a basket of poetry books.
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Post by Super Sarah on Jul 23, 2011 15:30:40 GMT -8
I'm going to give Paula a sewing basket and a beautiful bunny pelt [because your comment about the comic con tix completely cracked me up ;D]
and Dj can have a loincloth and some buffalo jerky
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Post by Mike Lenin on Jul 23, 2011 19:19:35 GMT -8
I give Sam a basket of yellow rocks.
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Post by dj on Jul 24, 2011 10:12:52 GMT -8
loin cloth? good lord. i'm looking forward to the buffalo jerky tho.
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Post by sam on Jul 24, 2011 15:16:50 GMT -8
Brad gets a gift basket with some of that butter I churned last week, an introductory issue of Pretty Pilgrims, and a toaster oven. Attachments:
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Post by sam on Jul 24, 2011 15:20:54 GMT -8
And for Jonathon, well, I know how the natives love their beads. For you, I present a gift basket full of beads to inflate the crap out of your economy! Even the BASKET is made from beads! MUAHAHA! Attachments:
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Post by Judy on Jul 24, 2011 17:04:49 GMT -8
While scouting near the Pilgrim encampment, I chanced upon a Precious Provisions general store. Entering, I discovered a plethora of party supplies in ready-made baskets. I was only able to snatch two baskets and whoop it out of there before the Pilgrim ladies spotted me and began throwing hard biscuit, salt pork, dried meats (including cow tongue), and various pickled foods. (They seemed reluctant to part with the beer.) On the way back to my Native Village, I began to ponder who would benefit most from these treasures. Amer should be rewarded; he won last week’s challenge while scoring 100% and was the first to identify a witch among the Natives, traits that may well reflect the very definition of suspicious. I thought about Chris. However, Chris deserves a basket of skunk pelts for his behavior towards me in the Alien Edition. Whoops! Just before I reached the Village, I tripped on a pile of “animal-left-behinds,” fell down and dropped my baskets. Looking up, I saw Pilgrim Tulley reaching down, no doubt to help me up and dust me off. Unfortunately, he kicked me aside, grabbed a basket and ran off. I began to cry. My cries must have been heard in the Native Village as Native DJ came a-running. I looked up, smiled, reached out and clasping my hand in his, he yanked me into a tree, snatched my other basket and ran back to the Village shouting na, na, na, na, na all the way. Pilgrim Tulley and Native DJ got my baskets.
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Post by dj on Jul 24, 2011 22:17:28 GMT -8
2 baskets! thats more than i ever got playing youth league basketball. Since sam gave two of the funniest baskets this week and I missed his photoshops he gets a basket full of natives vs settlers themed movies including Avatar, Fern Gulley 1 and 2, Dances with Wolves and everyone's favorite disney classic poke-her-haunted-ass (i'll stop trying).
To return the favor, Judy gets my native basket, which will be filled with feathers and my arrowhead collection once she weaves the basket herself.
and as the karma police who had to go and make my karma all negative? shit piss fuck
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