Annie took a solid immunity victory for the natives. Kyle barely edged out two others for immunity for the natives
DEAD PEOPLE CAN PLAY
Everyone has two gift baskets. One has things natives will like: fishing equipment, manuals on commodity values, etc. The other has things natives will like: vegetables, tobacco, the hopes and dreams of a nation's proud people, etc.
So you can give 1 basket to any native, and 1 to any native.You can't give a basket to yourself.
Monday at 5 pm pst, the native and the native who have received the most gift baskets win immunity. If you keep your own baskets, they don't count towards your total.
To give a basket, post in this thread who you are giving it to.
While scouting near the Pilgrim encampment, I chanced upon a Precious Provisions general store. Entering, I discovered a plethora of party supplies in ready-made baskets. I was only able to snatch two baskets and whoop it out of there before the Pilgrim ladies spotted me and began throwing hard biscuit, salt pork, dried meats (including cow tongue), and various pickled foods. (They seemed reluctant to part with the beer.) On the way back to my Native Village, I began to ponder who would benefit most from these treasures. Amer should be rewarded; he won last week’s challenge while scoring 100% and was the first to identify a witch among the Natives, traits that may well reflect the very definition of suspicious. I thought about Chris. However, Chris deserves a basket of skunk pelts for his behavior towards me in the Alien Edition. Whoops! Just before I reached the Village, I tripped on a pile of “animal-left-behinds,” fell down and dropped my baskets. Looking up, I saw Pilgrim Tulley reaching down, no doubt to help me up and dust me off. Unfortunately, he kicked me aside, grabbed a basket and ran off. I began to cry. My cries must have been heard in the Native Village as Native DJ came a-running. I looked up, smiled, reached out and clasping my hand in his, he yanked me into a tree, snatched my other basket and ran back to the Village shouting na, na, na, na, na all the way. Pilgrim Tulley and Native DJ got my baskets.
2 baskets! thats more than i ever got playing youth league basketball. Since sam gave two of the funniest baskets this week and I missed his photoshops he gets a basket full of natives vs settlers themed movies including Avatar, Fern Gulley 1 and 2, Dances with Wolves and everyone's favorite disney classic poke-her-haunted-ass (i'll stop trying).
To return the favor, Judy gets my native basket, which will be filled with feathers and my arrowhead collection once she weaves the basket herself.
and as the karma police who had to go and make my karma all negative? shit piss fuck
Buzzfly: I dont even know what you are talking about.
May 11, 2020 20:14:11 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: It comes across as contrived that you don't know the plight of Annie. You're playing coy
May 11, 2020 20:18:08 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: you posted in the mildville gazette forum right before posting this shoutbox. I can't believe that you would make this comment AFTER reading the Gazette. Please. It's normal behavior economics to read the Gazette then post. This makes you suspect.
May 11, 2020 20:20:24 GMT -8
Buzzfly: Ya whatever. As I said vote how you want, nothing is going to change how you think. Frankly, its getting to be a waste of time.
May 11, 2020 20:21:38 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: OMG, dude, you are totally a villain and are caught!
May 11, 2020 20:23:27 GMT -8
Buzzfly: You must be really bored
May 11, 2020 20:23:50 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: And yeah, I'm open minded to new ideas when they fit. Earlier I had shouted at you that I'm willing to accept that you could be a hero
May 11, 2020 20:23:58 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: boring people get bored
May 11, 2020 20:24:02 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: and definitely not sober
May 11, 2020 20:24:10 GMT -8
Buzzfly: Well that I can drink too
May 11, 2020 20:24:41 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: And yeah, for the record, tl;dr you accused me of playing the game, and to boot, to that, correctly, in identifying you as a villain. So despite it being clear that we are playing for different teams, I'm still down to share a drink with you
May 11, 2020 20:28:03 GMT -8
Buzzfly: Take another drink, you will need it when you find out youre wrong
May 11, 2020 20:29:16 GMT -8