eghot
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Post by eghot on Sept 8, 2015 12:03:19 GMT -8
All the obviously non-kraken submissions should be invalidated. My submission is an original work, created by me, of the kraken, in a kids' style. The rest of these scurvy cunts are followin' in me wake. pandapirate merely drew a copy of an existing picture (unoriginal) and it's clearly a dog, not a kraken. INVALID. eghot's picture is neither drawn, nor a kraken. INVALID. Aubrey's drawing is clearly Nemo, not a kraken. INVALID. Tappers … wtf. I don't even know. It appears to be stolen from an anime dream-sequence written by David Lynch. Not a kraken. Dread Pirate Rackham is the only one with a legit submission. WAHHH!
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Post by The Dread Pirate Roberts on Sept 8, 2015 12:18:51 GMT -8
All the obviously non-kraken submissions should be invalidated. My submission is an original work, created by me, of the kraken, in a kids' style. The rest of these scurvy cunts are followin' in me wake. pandapirate merely drew a copy of an existing picture (unoriginal) and it's clearly a dog, not a kraken. INVALID. eghot's picture is neither drawn, nor a kraken. INVALID. Aubrey's drawing is clearly Nemo, not a kraken. INVALID. Tappers … wtf. I don't even know. It appears to be stolen from an anime dream-sequence written by David Lynch. Not a kraken. Dread Pirate Rackham is the only one with a legit submission. What about mine? Well, obviously yours is valid. I was just referring to the copycats who came after me.
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Post by landlubber on Sept 8, 2015 12:23:42 GMT -8
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Jack Tappers
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Post by Jack Tappers on Sept 8, 2015 12:26:38 GMT -8
Nobody wants to see a picture of your period, landlubber. It's also after the deadline
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Jack Tappers
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Post by Jack Tappers on Sept 8, 2015 12:30:00 GMT -8
All the obviously non-kraken submissions should be invalidated. My submission is an original work, created by me, of the kraken, in a kids' style. The rest of these scurvy cunts are followin' in me wake. pandapirate merely drew a copy of an existing picture (unoriginal) and it's clearly a dog, not a kraken. INVALID. eghot's picture is neither drawn, nor a kraken. INVALID. Aubrey's drawing is clearly Nemo, not a kraken. INVALID. Tappers … wtf. I don't even know. It appears to be stolen from an anime dream-sequence written by David Lynch. Not a kraken. Dread Pirate Rackham is the only one with a legit submission. Whatever bro. Have you even seen a real kraken before? If you think you know so much about what a kraken looks like, why does your picture look like an octopus that likes barrels? This may as well be a frumious bandersnatch drawing contest. I drew a blooper from Mario and it felt good.
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Post by landlubber on Sept 8, 2015 12:46:32 GMT -8
No one has proven they've seen a sasquatch or the lochness monster before, yet people seem to think it looks like a harry beast and a sea creature with a long neck respectively.
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Post by landlubber on Sept 8, 2015 12:48:24 GMT -8
It's also after the deadline Damn, thought the deadline was 5pm. Oh well.
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Post by The Dread Pirate Roberts on Sept 8, 2015 12:59:19 GMT -8
Whatever bro. Have you even seen a real kraken before? If you think you know so much about what a kraken looks like, why does your picture look like an octopus that likes barrels? This may as well be a frumious bandersnatch drawing contest. I drew a blooper from Mario and it felt good. I have seen a dog before. And I've seen Finding Nemo. Deduction, my dear mutineer. Deduction.
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Jack Tappers
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Post by Jack Tappers on Sept 8, 2015 13:42:20 GMT -8
Yeah and I know what a pirate looks like, yet the Kraken eludes us to this day.
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Post by Captain Jack Aubrey on Sept 8, 2015 15:12:49 GMT -8
Whatever bro. Have you even seen a real kraken before? If you think you know so much about what a kraken looks like, why does your picture look like an octopus that likes barrels? This may as well be a frumious bandersnatch drawing contest. I drew a blooper from Mario and it felt good. I have seen a dog before. And I've seen Finding Nemo. Deduction, my dear mutineer. Deduction. See you next time!
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Post by Evan on Sept 8, 2015 15:27:22 GMT -8
Damn, thought the deadline was 5pm. Oh well. My standing rule for Mildville is that if someone participates, I'll do my best to include them even if they were late or something. I got really delayed today,'so i will include it. I should be tied up for another 30-60 minutes if anyone else wants to slip in a late entry
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Post by landlubber on Sept 8, 2015 15:39:05 GMT -8
My standing rule for Mildville is that if someone participates, I'll do my best to include them even if they were late or something. I got really delayed today,'so i will include it. I should be tied up for another 30-60 minutes if anyone else wants to slip in a late entry Thanks! Greatly appreciated.
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Jack Tappers
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Post by Jack Tappers on Sept 8, 2015 15:39:38 GMT -8
That's a good rule
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Jack Tappers
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Post by Jack Tappers on Sept 8, 2015 17:19:04 GMT -8
eghot's picture is neither drawn, nor a kraken. INVALID. You're really bad at this. That's the only kraken so far that's clearly in the process of eating people AND shapeshifting to look like a human. Those are the two defining traits of the kraken.
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Post by Evan on Sept 8, 2015 17:43:00 GMT -8
Uploading to Youtube now. My kids made very definitive choices. The selections were the submissions by Eghot and Jack Tappers.
Rather than a tiebreaker, I'm awarding joint jaliership. Each person, by Wednesday at 5 PM PST can jail one person. In addition, they can also jail another (the third) person, if they both agree on that person.
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Post by Evan on Sept 8, 2015 17:45:27 GMT -8
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Jack Tappers
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Post by Jack Tappers on Sept 8, 2015 18:00:31 GMT -8
Right on, mike
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Post by The Dread Pirate Roberts on Sept 8, 2015 18:47:15 GMT -8
Those kids are obviously mutineers. I demand a recount.
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cid
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Post by cid on Sept 8, 2015 20:20:28 GMT -8
Mutiny must be a dominant gene. Since we know Annie is a Pirate, there's only one other person who can make those kids mutineers.
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Jack Tappers
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Post by Jack Tappers on Sept 8, 2015 20:31:01 GMT -8
Hey cid. *mwah* !
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