Post by Evan on Sept 9, 2011 7:36:55 GMT -8
"Howdy-Hey," starring your friend and mine, The Vampire!!!
A 930 celebration
*audience goes wild*
Vampire: Howdy-hey y'all!
audience: Howdy-hey!
Vampire: Ah, shucks, it shore was swell of all y'all to come out to
mah lil' ol' show tonight, and it wasn't 'cause ah'd come into yer
homes and slit yer throats and suck out yer tasty vittles if ya
didn't, right, y'all?
audience: *laughter and applause*
Vampire: So tonight, ah'm real honored to introduce y'all to mah
special ol' guest, Dan!
audience: *claps*
Dan: Hi Vampire, it's great being here.
Vampire: So Dan, ah'm real sorry to hear y'all got killed in Mildville
the other night. That jest stirs mah strudel.
Dan: Thanks Vampire, I was pretty disappointed about that. It was fun
playing in the Midville game. and I'm just happy I lasted as long as I
did, even outlasting some real veteran players like Mike and Paula.
Vampire: Raht, that Mike fella really gotch'all in some hot water
tho', didn't he now?
Dan: That's right Vampire, he sure did. See, when I started out the
game, I casually mentioned to him that the other players were talking
about voting off some of the quieter players, and he might want to
start participating if he wanted to be part of the game. And since he
turned out to be a witch, people assumed I was too.
audience: ooo...
Dan: Seriously. But the funny thing was, the humans were so convinced
I was a witch, and the witches were so convinced I was a human, NO ONE
had a clue that I was actually the vamp!
audience: *laughter and applause*
Vampire: All them fine ladies n' fellas 'n they had no idea?
Dan: Nope, they were completely in the dark. So from that point of
view, I played pretty well.
Vampire: Ah agree! So whut woulda' y'all done different?
Dan: Well, I definitely should have worked on building more alliances.
I'd made an alliance with Paula, but then she was killed off, because
get this, they thought she was the Vampire!
audience: Boo!!!
Dan: Seriously! And once I had no one on my side, along comes Tulley
from the dead to lead the crusade against me for being, get this, a
witch! I swear, he must be the worst witch-hunter ever! At least I
went one and three!
audience: *laughter and applause*
Vampire: Ah remember that Tulley fella, tasted jest like prune juice!
So tell us here a lil' more about your witch-huntin', 'cause I loves
me some witches, they taste jest like gingerbread n' marmalade.
Dan: Well, as the Vampire, you really have no allies and the last
thing you want is to be trapped in a town full of witches. They
already know who you are, while humans they don't know who's who, so
at least with them you have a better chance. So whenever I could, I
tried to pick off a witch. And as I said, I went one for three. By
the way, remember how I said Tulley's the world's worst witch-hunter.
Well, the world's worst vampire hunter has to be Amer!
audience: *hoots and cheers*
Vampire: Ah shucks, that Amer fella' couldn't've found lil' ol' me if
ah had mah two fangs right there in his neck, y'all!
Dan: That's right, and it was pretty funny how he supposedly wrote a
"vampire hunter" program and provided screenshots and everything all
leading to, get this, Tulley!
audience: *applause*
Vampire: Y'know, y'all are a real hoot and a half. Now somethin' our
fans have been askin' now, is where'd y'all come up with this ol'
Vampire fella'? Can' y'all tell us a lil' 'bout that?
audience: *hoots and cheers*
Dan: Sure. Originally, I thought the Vampire was supposed to be a
silent creature of the night, messing with people's karma, filtering
words, that kind of thing. But then Evan said the Vampire had to
announce and hold a press conference, and I had to figure out how to
disguise my written "voice." At first I was going to go with
something completely evil and condescending, and somehow I got the
idea that the Vampire should completely the opposite. And somehow
along the way, the Vampire's persona became a cross between Mayor
Wilkins from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Boomhauer from King of the
Hill, Melvin Palmer from Boston Legal and Mr. Hankey the Christmas
Poo.
audience: *applause*
Dan: Thanks! And can just say how difficult it is to hold a chat
playing two different personas?
Vampire: Ah shucks, y'all did great! Gosh, ah' can't believe it's that
time already. Can ah get all y'all to give ol' Dan a big ol' holla!
audience: *cheers and applause and cheers and applause*
Vampire: G'night all y'all, sleep tight an' don' let those lil' ol'
bed bugs bite, 'cause ah'll take care of that, ah' shure will!
*music and fade*
A 930 celebration
*audience goes wild*
Vampire: Howdy-hey y'all!
audience: Howdy-hey!
Vampire: Ah, shucks, it shore was swell of all y'all to come out to
mah lil' ol' show tonight, and it wasn't 'cause ah'd come into yer
homes and slit yer throats and suck out yer tasty vittles if ya
didn't, right, y'all?
audience: *laughter and applause*
Vampire: So tonight, ah'm real honored to introduce y'all to mah
special ol' guest, Dan!
audience: *claps*
Dan: Hi Vampire, it's great being here.
Vampire: So Dan, ah'm real sorry to hear y'all got killed in Mildville
the other night. That jest stirs mah strudel.
Dan: Thanks Vampire, I was pretty disappointed about that. It was fun
playing in the Midville game. and I'm just happy I lasted as long as I
did, even outlasting some real veteran players like Mike and Paula.
Vampire: Raht, that Mike fella really gotch'all in some hot water
tho', didn't he now?
Dan: That's right Vampire, he sure did. See, when I started out the
game, I casually mentioned to him that the other players were talking
about voting off some of the quieter players, and he might want to
start participating if he wanted to be part of the game. And since he
turned out to be a witch, people assumed I was too.
audience: ooo...
Dan: Seriously. But the funny thing was, the humans were so convinced
I was a witch, and the witches were so convinced I was a human, NO ONE
had a clue that I was actually the vamp!
audience: *laughter and applause*
Vampire: All them fine ladies n' fellas 'n they had no idea?
Dan: Nope, they were completely in the dark. So from that point of
view, I played pretty well.
Vampire: Ah agree! So whut woulda' y'all done different?
Dan: Well, I definitely should have worked on building more alliances.
I'd made an alliance with Paula, but then she was killed off, because
get this, they thought she was the Vampire!
audience: Boo!!!
Dan: Seriously! And once I had no one on my side, along comes Tulley
from the dead to lead the crusade against me for being, get this, a
witch! I swear, he must be the worst witch-hunter ever! At least I
went one and three!
audience: *laughter and applause*
Vampire: Ah remember that Tulley fella, tasted jest like prune juice!
So tell us here a lil' more about your witch-huntin', 'cause I loves
me some witches, they taste jest like gingerbread n' marmalade.
Dan: Well, as the Vampire, you really have no allies and the last
thing you want is to be trapped in a town full of witches. They
already know who you are, while humans they don't know who's who, so
at least with them you have a better chance. So whenever I could, I
tried to pick off a witch. And as I said, I went one for three. By
the way, remember how I said Tulley's the world's worst witch-hunter.
Well, the world's worst vampire hunter has to be Amer!
audience: *hoots and cheers*
Vampire: Ah shucks, that Amer fella' couldn't've found lil' ol' me if
ah had mah two fangs right there in his neck, y'all!
Dan: That's right, and it was pretty funny how he supposedly wrote a
"vampire hunter" program and provided screenshots and everything all
leading to, get this, Tulley!
audience: *applause*
Vampire: Y'know, y'all are a real hoot and a half. Now somethin' our
fans have been askin' now, is where'd y'all come up with this ol'
Vampire fella'? Can' y'all tell us a lil' 'bout that?
audience: *hoots and cheers*
Dan: Sure. Originally, I thought the Vampire was supposed to be a
silent creature of the night, messing with people's karma, filtering
words, that kind of thing. But then Evan said the Vampire had to
announce and hold a press conference, and I had to figure out how to
disguise my written "voice." At first I was going to go with
something completely evil and condescending, and somehow I got the
idea that the Vampire should completely the opposite. And somehow
along the way, the Vampire's persona became a cross between Mayor
Wilkins from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Boomhauer from King of the
Hill, Melvin Palmer from Boston Legal and Mr. Hankey the Christmas
Poo.
audience: *applause*
Dan: Thanks! And can just say how difficult it is to hold a chat
playing two different personas?
Vampire: Ah shucks, y'all did great! Gosh, ah' can't believe it's that
time already. Can ah get all y'all to give ol' Dan a big ol' holla!
audience: *cheers and applause and cheers and applause*
Vampire: G'night all y'all, sleep tight an' don' let those lil' ol'
bed bugs bite, 'cause ah'll take care of that, ah' shure will!
*music and fade*