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Post by Evan on Sept 11, 2015 5:19:51 GMT -8
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Jack Tappers
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Post by Jack Tappers on Sept 11, 2015 8:29:17 GMT -8
I'm gonna kick piratebooty in the balls
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Post by Captain Jack Aubrey on Sept 11, 2015 9:01:02 GMT -8
Well good thing that went our way. Inactives kind of hurt.
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cid
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Post by cid on Sept 11, 2015 11:21:09 GMT -8
Hey Jack Tappers, you're right.
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Post by eghot on Sept 11, 2015 11:24:18 GMT -8
With a name like, "Pirate Booty", my best guess is it's probably a woman. So, I hope by kick, you mean, "stomp" and balls refers to vision.
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Post by cid on Sept 11, 2015 11:25:17 GMT -8
As the great deceased Jack Tappers once said:
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Post by Fluffy Rob on Sept 11, 2015 16:38:37 GMT -8
I need me some challenge
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Post by cid on Sept 11, 2015 20:45:53 GMT -8
Since the Captain has refused to kill piratebooty, who is most likely a mutineer, I think we need to hang the Captain. I think after we kill all the mutineers, we should kill Captain Brownbeard and promote me to be the Captain.
What do you say all?
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Post by Jack Tappers on Sept 12, 2015 10:30:14 GMT -8
I'm gonna kick you in the nuts because you're obviously the kraken
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Post by thebay on Sept 12, 2015 10:51:53 GMT -8
I'm gonna kick you in the nuts because you're obviously the kraken I don't think Krakens have nuts.
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Post by Jack Tappers on Sept 12, 2015 12:29:33 GMT -8
They do when they disguise as a human, duh
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Post by thebay on Sept 12, 2015 13:01:36 GMT -8
If I were a Kraken disguising as a human, my nuts usually aren't something that I would show. Why go through the effort to put on fake nuts, just to have them stomped on?
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Post by Jack Tappers on Sept 12, 2015 16:50:54 GMT -8
Slipped out of the subjunctive case to the indicative, and in the first week told someone they look delicious. Kraken candidate #2 is thebay
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Post by jerk slappers on Sept 12, 2015 19:39:09 GMT -8
vote mccoy
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Post by Jack Tappers on Sept 12, 2015 20:01:53 GMT -8
douche
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Post by cid on Sept 13, 2015 13:03:03 GMT -8
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Post by cid on Sept 13, 2015 14:40:37 GMT -8
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Post by Jack Tappers on Sept 13, 2015 17:42:06 GMT -8
You know what? It's shit like this why we mutinied in the first place. I call on all pirates to join the mutiny against Captain Brownbeard's terrible leadership. We were supposed to be raiding trade ships this whole month, but I checked the charts and we've actually been going in circles on untraveled waters since pegleg jumped off!
And now a kraken-sized hole in the brig? He may as well be kraken candidate #3. Join us and get this ship pointed back at the East India Company's route.
-JT
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Post by thebay on Sept 13, 2015 19:12:00 GMT -8
Wow, this thread got derailed fast.
+1 for the pic though.
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