I would like to thank you all for evacuating and rushing aboard the Mildsphere 2 on such short notice. After the disastrous events aboard the Mildsphere 1 I felt it best to do things in as slapdashed a manner as possible.
I am Commander Evan. My job duties include flying this unique biosphere-holding spaceship, establishing a just and true society that can lead us into the future, and light janitorial work.
There has been some nonsense going around about clones possibly infiltrating the ship. I assure you, I screened each and every passenger with a strict brood test, which consists of me telling a joke and seeing if the test subject laughs. I can say with 110% certainty that not only are there no clones aboard this ship, the current passengers have great senses of humor.
Liftoff is tomorrow morning, promptly followed by the first of many Mildville newspapers.
Remember, folks, even though its 3312, we are asked to pretend like it's 1993, because apparently the people who made this biosphere thought that time was awesome or, like, something.
Buzzfly: I dont even know what you are talking about.
May 11, 2020 20:14:11 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: It comes across as contrived that you don't know the plight of Annie. You're playing coy
May 11, 2020 20:18:08 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: you posted in the mildville gazette forum right before posting this shoutbox. I can't believe that you would make this comment AFTER reading the Gazette. Please. It's normal behavior economics to read the Gazette then post. This makes you suspect.
May 11, 2020 20:20:24 GMT -8
Buzzfly: Ya whatever. As I said vote how you want, nothing is going to change how you think. Frankly, its getting to be a waste of time.
May 11, 2020 20:21:38 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: OMG, dude, you are totally a villain and are caught!
May 11, 2020 20:23:27 GMT -8
Buzzfly: You must be really bored
May 11, 2020 20:23:50 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: And yeah, I'm open minded to new ideas when they fit. Earlier I had shouted at you that I'm willing to accept that you could be a hero
May 11, 2020 20:23:58 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: boring people get bored
May 11, 2020 20:24:02 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: and definitely not sober
May 11, 2020 20:24:10 GMT -8
Buzzfly: Well that I can drink too
May 11, 2020 20:24:41 GMT -8
Mike Lenin: And yeah, for the record, tl;dr you accused me of playing the game, and to boot, to that, correctly, in identifying you as a villain. So despite it being clear that we are playing for different teams, I'm still down to share a drink with you
May 11, 2020 20:28:03 GMT -8
Buzzfly: Take another drink, you will need it when you find out youre wrong
May 11, 2020 20:29:16 GMT -8