Census

[Annie McClarabow]

As your self appointed cruise director, please let me give you a special welcome aboard! One of my duties is to help us all get to know one another. To that end, please complete the following census:

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?

2) Where do you call home?

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2?

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test?

Thank you for participation in the Mildsphere 2 Census! Let's all make this a great voyage!

[Amer]

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?
I almost went to high school with Evan's college sweetheart, Tulley.

2) Where do you call home?
Berkeley.

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?
I didn't.

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2?
I unfurl the solar sails.

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test?

[Ron Wednesday]

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?

Fell asleep near case of malt liquor, woke up on ship.

2) Where do you call home?

The nice side of richmond

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?

physicist, neurosurgeon, test pilot, and rock musician

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2?

IT. Please forward all computer related problems to my junk mail.

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test?

Knock, knock. (then he kicked Amer in the junk).

[Tulley Kennedy]

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?

I typed "Mill Valley" into apple maps and it directed me here.

2) Where do you call home?

San Francisco

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?

Bathtub moonshine. I brought a stash with me, party on the lido deck!

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2?

Sanding the decks and feeding the crocostimpy.

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre

[Mike Lenin]

1. Ever since I met Evan in A.A. he has been a steadfast drinking buddy.
2. Due to conditions of my parole, I must not leave the greater Pasadena area.
3. Segment writer for Glenn Beck radio show
4. Propogandist
5. What did number 5 gossip to number 6 ,"seven ate nine"

[True Ingéneurs]

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?
My love used to be a cop but was killed in duty. I needed a change of scenery.

2) Where do you call home?
Milwaukee, WI

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?
a painter & a cobbler.

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2?
I repair everyone's shoes & sometimes I help in the kitchen.

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test?
What is green & has wheels? grass! I lied about the wheels..

[Kyle]

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?
I was sent to a work conference, met Evan in the hotel lobby bar, and ended up here. Not sure what happened in between those steps. I think drugs were involved.

2) Where do you call home?
Bismarck, North Dakota, motherfuckers

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?
Beaming transmissions into people's heads.

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2?
Communications director.

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test?
He poured ipecac in my drink and laughed as I vomited all over the room.

[Super Sarah]

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?
I won an MTV contest!

2) Where do you call home?
My home is like, in LA but the mall is totally my home away from home.

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?
I spend my days writing celebrity gossip for a hip 'zine, chewing gum and shopping. At night I hit the Hollywood clubs so I can like, talk to all the famous people.

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2?
Rumor has it, there's a FASHION EMERGENCY on this ship! As if!! Wearing the same outfit as someone else is a major faux pas! I shall offer my services as a fashion and beauty consultant, because the beauty parlor/barber shop is the BEST way to get the juiciest gossip!

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test?
He was like... your mama's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund! Duh!

[Neutrino Esquire]

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?

Some friends of mine duct-taped me to the side of this spaceship as a practical joke.
Luckily, I knew Commander Evan, because we play online games together, so he pulled me into the ship.

2) Where do you call home?
In a pineapple, under the sea.

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?
Manhatten Project Lead Atomic Scientist
NASA Aeronautics Engineer
bum
Mildsphere 2 Fuel Engineer

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2?
Nucular Engineer, I shovel dead clone corpses, as fuel, into the combustion chamber of our spacecraft.

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test?
We don't allow faster than light neutrinos on board, said Commander Evan. A neutrino jumps on board.

[Mac Murdock]

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?
Something about me just says "Mankind's last hope"

2) Where do you call home?
The new Planet!

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?
I have a very special set of skills.

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2?
Comic relief?

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test?
A Human, an Alien, and a Cone walk onto a spaceship...

[Farrell]

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?
I heard Apple was a sponsor and immediately knew I had to be a part of it.

2) Where do you call home?
San Angeles

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?
By putting one foot in front of the other.

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2?
Associate Social Secretary and Head of Light Entertainment

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test?
Two Hydrogen atoms were walking down the street. One says to the other, "dude, I think I just lost an electron!" the other one says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yeah man, I'm positive."

[True Ingéneurs]

Oct 16, 2012 9:43:40 GMT -8 Farrell said:

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?
I heard Apple was a sponsor and immediately knew I had to be a part of it.

2) Where do you call home?
San Angeles

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?
By putting one foot in front of the other.

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2?
Associate Social Secretary and Head of Light Entertainment

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test?
Two Hydrogen atoms were walking down the street. One says to the other, "dude, I think I just lost an electron!" the other one says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yeah man, I'm positive."

I like chemistry jokes.

[Son Anheuser]

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure? Won tickets in a poker game

2) Where do you call home? Houston

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world? Lawyer

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2? Seems like first human killed at this point. Don't kill me dumbasses!

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test? What? Seriously am I that behind? I am swamped at work, no fair!

[Paula K]

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?

I offered up babysitting services to Evan & Annie on the new planet.

2) Where do you call home?

Claremont...."City of trees and PhDs"...and frankly, not much else!

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?

If memory serves, I was a murderous alien bitch on the S.S. Mildville. With lots of money.

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2?

I've honed my skills as the social coordinator. I'm very good at parades, quinceaneras, lesbian bat mitzvahs, and can put the "fun" back in funeral.

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test?

"Hey Paula, guess what? We're gonna have twins.....no really, twins"

[True Ingéneurs]

Cruise Director, you should tell us a bit about yourself also!

[Annie McClarabow]

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?
It was not included on the list of things that I cannot do.

2) Where do you call home?
Presently, the high risk perinatal unit at Huntington hospital in Pasadena.

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?
Lawyer

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2? Cruise director. There will be a samba contest on the lito deck tonight. Break out your dancing shoes.

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test? What did one snowman say to another snowman? Does it smell like carrots to you?

[Amer]

I want to hear more from the list of things you cannot do.

Also, how is your employer handling this? Maternity leave? Medical leave? Are they docking your pay?

[Annie McClarabow]

Sky dive. Roller coasters. Walk further than my bathroom.

My firm gives two weeks paid leave only. The rest is regulated by the state. Fortunately, I have supplemental disability insurance to augment what the state pays. My job is protected for 7 months. I'm taking 6 off.

[Stabby]

1) How did you get to be a part of our grand new adventure?
Some jerk told me to get back in line.

2) Where do you call home?
Computer Labs in UBC

3) Prior to joining up, how did you make your way in the world?
Selling toilet paper in restaurants washrooms

4) What is your job/role on board the Mildsphere 2?
Environmental Commodities Salesmen

5) What was the joke that Evan told you during his brood test?
I couldn't understand the joke. I just smiled and laughed at his hat