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Post by Tulley Kennedy on Aug 2, 2011 22:20:50 GMT -8
I can verify that Tulley was at the game tonight, as he was on the jumbotron doing a fist pump. Thank you very much, Kyle. And big ups to Kyle for getting me on the jumbotron - I got quite a bit of cache being able to tell my friends that I might have been able to get us up there and then, sure enough in the middle of the 5th, BAM, first ones up. I also took photos and videos and sent them to Amer. Suffice to say he has finally been forced to conclude what I have been desperately trying to say all along - Tulley ain't no vampire. I am 100% human, and ready to move on from this sordid tale of false accusations against me. Since I took all the trouble to draft the post last week making fun of Amer, I am going to go ahead and post it anyways. It doesn't have the same impact as it would have had I been voted off last week and revealed human, but I don't want my hard work to go to waste. This was going to be my post immediately after the gazette was published if I got voted out, showing me to be human. I call it "An Ode to 100% Certainty." *ahem* ************************ OK Amer, I lost track of what you were saying in all those threads, can we get a recap of your stance? You add all that to the way he "noticed" all these vampire clues that lead back to me, and I can say I'm 100% sure it's Tulley. 100% sure? Really? Fine. We'll call it 99% if that makes you happy. Might want to drop that to 98%. So who should we have voted for again? Anyone who doesn't vote for Tulley is going to have to come up with a pretty good explanation as to why How about - you are full of shit? That sounds like a good enough reason to me. Still sure I am a vampire? There's no possible way you're human. There has to be SOME possible way, right? The only possible way that Tulley could not be the vampire is if someone else was logging on as Tulley. I still don't get it. Try explaining it in third person. Amer won't feel foolish because there's no fucking way that you and the vampire both randomly logged on at the same time -- every single time the vampire has logged on. Are you SURE there's no other explanation? Either you're the vampire, or the vampire uses your computer. Might want to come up with an option 'c' there. But I had a whole bunch of plausible reasons why you were totally wrong, what about those? This is how I know that Tulley's excuses about "the vampire waited until I logged out and then he logged in" aren't possible. Well then either you made a lot of stuff up or some impossible stuff happened. What was that Sherlock Holmes quote again? Oh ya, Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Well folks I did my best to point out the fallacies in amer's argument, but what can I do? His screenshot was better than mine I guess. I hope you like floor shows, because you are about to get a song and dance for the ages. Take it away, Amer! *************************** I have since buried the hatchet with Amer, but the lesson here is: no matter how certain you think you are of something, you can NEVER be 100% certain. Now go forth and kill justly! |
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Post by Amer on Aug 3, 2011 0:52:59 GMT -8
Um, I meant Fox-News-100% For the record, the vampire logged in one minute after Tulley on two separate nights. The chances of that happening randomly are astronomically low. |
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Post by Annie McClarabow on Aug 3, 2011 8:08:57 GMT -8
Seriously though, what are you pilgrims going to do this week? Ya needz to rock the vote.
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Post by Erik Coppertop on Aug 3, 2011 8:12:46 GMT -8
I wish to rid Mildville of the nasty Vampire. So I have voted for Paula! Dun duh duhhh!
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Post by Erik Coppertop on Aug 3, 2011 8:13:34 GMT -8
Consider my Vote ROCKED!
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Post by Mike Lenin on Aug 3, 2011 9:13:15 GMT -8
I don't believe Paula is the vampire. I believe Amer is.
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Post by Tulley Kennedy on Aug 3, 2011 9:31:42 GMT -8
I wish to rid Mildville of the nasty Vampire. So I have voted for Paula! Dun duh duhhh! Well I am glad I am not the lead suspect for once. Alright Erok, Ill follow along with you. Paula it is. |
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Post by Paula - old account on Aug 3, 2011 10:43:16 GMT -8
BIG Mistake if you guys vote for me.....I am 100% Human!
wrong....this is just plain wrong!
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Post by Paula - old account on Aug 3, 2011 11:14:20 GMT -8
Tulley claims to be "going along" with erok in voting for me...which may be true or maybe it's a convenient reason for him to ge rid of me...A HUMAN!
At any rate, Erok just threw my name out there with ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF! Seriously, this would do great harm to our human existance....we've got to eliminate the witches and the vampire or we lose!
I've got to think Erok is a witch.....if not the vamp! Think about it....
And where the hell is Brad and Steve...come on guys!
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Post by Erik Coppertop on Aug 3, 2011 12:16:02 GMT -8
Somebody sounds like they are getting nervous.
Once the Vampire is staked through the heart....we will no longer have to worry about our nocturnal threat.
Paula your vamping days are numbered...the Genie is out of your bottle.
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Post by Dan Cappella on Aug 3, 2011 13:27:38 GMT -8
I always enjoy the part where the detective lays out how they solved the crime.
But random accusations are cool too.
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Post by Erik Coppertop on Aug 3, 2011 14:18:25 GMT -8
I always enjoy the part where the detective lays out how they solved the crime. But random accusations are cool too. LMAO Yes Dan, enjoy that the heat is not on you at the moment...are you telling us that you are worried for your fellow witch? WITCH, witch I say! Although I must admit...Steve has been playing the quiet one...maybe he is a mute witch...and where is Brad? |
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Post by Tulley Kennedy on Aug 3, 2011 14:23:53 GMT -8
Excellent job rallying the troops, erock! Im glad I am following you this week!
OK Dan, you got any bright ideas? Any detective-work you would like to lay out?
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Post by Erik Coppertop on Aug 3, 2011 14:28:01 GMT -8
Yes...do tell. Witchy-McWitcherson
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Post by Dan Cappella on Aug 3, 2011 15:09:07 GMT -8
That's an ironic nickname, right? Like calling a tall guy "shorty" or a big guy "slim" or a human "Witchy McWitcherson."
Anyway, I laid out my case in the other thread about Tulley's siding with Sarah being evidence of witchery.
It's also interesting logic how Tulley's evidence to exonerate himself from being the vampire somehow means he's definitely human (ie, not witch).
But what do I know? My mind is all in circles trying to get through Amer's posts.
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Post by Paula - old account on Aug 3, 2011 15:31:06 GMT -8
Somebody sounds like they are getting nervous. Once the Vampire is staked through the heart....we will no longer have to worry about our nocturnal threat. Paula your vamping days are numbered...the Genie is out of your bottle. Somebody IS getting nervous because this would be a human tragedy! Again, erok, you don't even offer any proof... On the other hand, let's not foget that Tulley voted with Witch Sarah to eliminate Human Sammy. And, Erok, theoretically not wanting to expose a tri-witch voting block voted to eliminate Dan. I really don't trust Tulley or Erok at this point as they are both gunning for me....a human from a long line of fine humans! At this point, given that Erok has come after me for NO reason, and with NO proof of anything, I have to believe that he is, at the very least, a WITCH...posssessing the knowledge that I AM HUMAN! |
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Post by Tulley Kennedy on Aug 3, 2011 16:20:57 GMT -8
On the other hand, let's not foget that Tulley voted with Witch Sarah to eliminate Human Sammy. And you keep forgetting that I would have voted for anyone had you bothered to say anything. Instead you just quietly voted for me. The fact that you are deliberately ignoring this makes me think we have made a decent choice. |
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Post by Paula - old account on Aug 3, 2011 16:50:42 GMT -8
What am I ignoring? That I "quietly" voted for you? There was a fair sized mob pointing fingers at you....with a semblance of evidence. I thought I was joining the group....although most were natives that couldn't vote for you. There were no other people offered up as suspects....altho there are always the quiet ones that we never know about.
At least my vote for you can be substantiated by some evidence that I followed....whether it proves to be true or not. Unlike your vote for me.....where there is NO EVIDENCE of anything suspicious.
If I go, I will love telling you "I told you so!"...but then again, you probably already know I'm human and it will be too late for us!
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Post by Erik Coppertop on Aug 3, 2011 18:01:52 GMT -8
Yeah Paula.
I have to admit that even though Sarah was a witchy scourge...she had a point about your handicraft of writing as the Vampire.
And, since you were logged on as the Vampire...I find it funny that you had to write your "other" chat name as "Pilgrim Paula"...seems like if you were just Paula, you wouldn't need to change your login name. Perhaps that was so you could remember who you were chatting as?
Us human pilgrims have declared that the Vampire must go...and since that is you?
As to witches? I have to wonder about this "silent" game that Steve and Brad are playing. And Dan suddenly wants to back you? Hmmmm. Starting to look like a band of witches is showing itself. Or is that a coven? I dunno.
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Post by Paula - old account on Aug 3, 2011 20:04:23 GMT -8
Right....I'd forget the name i've had for over #@!&! years!!!!!
Nice try erok....it only took you all day to try and find SOMETHING
that looked a little bit off. And, you didn't do a very good job of it!
I will admit, the vampire writes well, as do I, but there are plenty of other good writers in this game, too....you for one. And, why would I even bring up the Gender Genie knowing it pointed to a female when I was one of two left?
Think people.....me a vampire? I am seriously lacking in the skills to pull that one off! I use a dumb phone, AOL is my one and only email account, I own stationary and prefer to send notes that have an envelope and a postage stamp! Plenty of you know this...including you erok!
I do believe you're afraid I will win the Mildville Anthem challenge again this time around.....yeah that's it!
Oh yeah....and when you point a finger at me, there are three fingers pointing back at you! nanny nanny nanny
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